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If you made up your own cereal, what would it consist of, and what would you call it?
Caffeine Bitch!!!

Oh you like those toasty little wheat do-hickies with the bits of fruit and granola(stinking hippy). But we know why you keep coming back. You need your fix. Caffeine! And our cereal is full of it! Each serving size approximately the equivalent of two of those espresso coffee drinks you need to pick up on your way to work just to barely make it to mid-afternoon. Because you have serious energy problems. And they make all your other problems worse. Let's face it. You're fucked! And you're caffeine's bitch!

Caffeine Bitch!!! Also available in the mega grande super awesome size! It is your unforgiving god!!! Worship!!!
Caffeine Bitch!!!

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maitha
Jun. 15th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)

ROFLMAOSC!!!!
merlynn_valen
Jun. 15th, 2008 02:43 pm (UTC)
Or (courtesy of Ren and Stimpy), Sugar Frosted Caffeine Lumps anyone?
superfluous1
Jun. 16th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
I think you should make this cereal, I think it would actually sell!
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