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I considered bitching about the mysterious new hole in the brand new pair of khakis I'd purchased a few weeks ago and wore about three whole times. Usually brand new clothes can at least make it into the next season. Just wait till I start putting out my new clothing line. Fashions made entirely out of tissue paper. I'll market them with such popular buzz words as "green" and "biodegradable". We use thin paper to use less trees. Awesome sauce. But that's all I'll say about that.

Then I consider saying something redundant on the far broader subject of how America is falling apart.

But forget that. Right now I'm just thinking about meeting the right person for me someday(again with the redundancies) and trying to think of how I can begin to start brushing up on doing romantic things. It's only been well over a decade since there has been anything remotely resembling romantic activities; even though they were deliberately forced, excessively needy and the most pathetic temporary veilings of the truth about completely doomed attempts at the tiniest bit of happiness. But that was then. I just want to start for real now.

Oh and I may be assaulting people with hugs because it's all I can do to stop from tackling them and start spooning because I'm far behind on reaching my quota of cuddles. Yes. This is what I've degenerated into. At least I woke up at a decent hour today! ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...


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Jul. 8th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
In addition to using environmental buzz words, you could also push the new line as being really hygienic. Americans think if something's disposable and individually wrapped, it's inherently cleaner than something they have to wash and re-use. You could call it "Clean & Green." :)

...I'm far behind on reaching my quota of cuddles.

I just happen to have a bunch of surplus cuddles sitting around here cluttering up the place. I'll bring them along with me Sunday in case you want them.
Jul. 8th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
tackling and spooning might go over well in certain circles :)
Jul. 10th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)

My goodness. You certainly were in huggybear mood.

Sorry if I looked at you funny or anything. Drive-by hugs ya know.

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